hippieseurope:

faeriebunny:

I want to live simply. I want to sit by the window when it rains and read books I’ll never be tested on. I want to paint because I want to, not because I’ve got something to prove. I want to listen to my body, fall asleep when the moon is high and wake up slowly, with no place to rush off to. I want not to be governed by money or clocks or any of the artificial restraints that humanity imposes on itself. I just want to be, boundless and infinite.

love this..

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magicul:

do u ever get really happy when someone says that you’re funny like WOW someone actually thinks i’m funny

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what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

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That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you’re stupid.

This is my eating routine

sodamnrelatable:

wowfunniestposts:

I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”

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Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream

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After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”

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And repeat.

 

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whoseddy:

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bingvevo:

they should teach how to take a good selfie in school

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That moment when one of your body parts fall asleep..

sodamnrelatable:

And it feels like this afterwards:
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Sooo gpoy

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When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I grow fond of them even if I’ve never talked to them

sodamnrelatable:

laughbitches:

thefunnygentleman:

I end up staring at my notifications like:

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